To prove it, here's the synopsis of my next story in an upcoming anthology:
The Sun is dying, mortally wounded by an asshole god and his jealousy. There's hope (and love) in the slow, dark death to come, though. But only if fifteen-year-old Levi and Lali can reach the warm arms of the Bright Lady before the horde of pursuing Biloko devour them - intestines first.
That's all you get.
And yes, I am a book tease.
But that's how you like it.